I’m so sorry for the radio silence. A month ago I moved house and a certain internet provider who shall rename nameless has been promising me internet that entire time.
I still do not have internet. (I’m posting this by 3G.) Which is deeply frustrating not only because I’d quite like to be able to do a Tesco delivery order, but because I have so many things saved up to tell you about.
Look, I can’t be dead when I have such great taste in hats and superheros.