I’m not Dead

I’m so sorry for the radio silence. A month ago I moved house and a certain internet provider who shall rename nameless has been promising me internet that entire time.

I still do not have internet. (I’m posting this by 3G.) Which is deeply frustrating not only because I’d quite like to be able to do a Tesco delivery order, but because I have so many things saved up to tell you about.

Until the internet gods favour me again, you can keep up with me on Twitter, especially for Bake Off tweeting, or on Facebook for regularly scheduled moaning about the lack of internet.


Look, I can’t be dead when I have such great taste in hats and superheros.